omg, panic, why must you do this to me?

AHAHAHAHAHA, I SO NEED A RAISE. JUST FOR THE HONDA CIVIC TOUR, THAT'S NOT COUNTING ALL THE OTHER SHIT I WILL PROBABLY WANT TO DO THIS YEAR.

AHAHAHAHAHA, CASE IN POINT:

OK (Tulsa) - April 15 (tuesday, not so bad. IT'S IN-TOWN. i'd only take a half-day.)
TX (Dallas) - April 18 (a friday, 4 hours. would have to take a full day)
IL (Chicago) - May 23 (a friday, 10 hours. would have to take 2 days for a ROAD TRIP. place to stay: check)
MO (Kansas City) - June 1 (a sunday, 4 hours. might have to take monday off to recuperate.)
NV (Las Vegas) - June 13 (a friday, 17/18 hours by car. could probably find a cheap-ass ticket. a whole day. place to stay: check.)

LOOK AT THAT PEOPLE, FRIDAYS GALORE. IT'S LIKE FATE OR SOMETHING. UGH.

SERIOUSLY. WHY DO I HAVE AWESOME FLISTERS WITH WHOM I WANT TO SPEND QUALITY TIME FLAILING OVER LITTLE WRETCH-TARDED GAYMOS (WITH BONUS!GRETA AND BONUS!GRETA-VOICE)? WHY, TELL ME WHYYYYYY?

speaking of which, if you read this and are going to ANY of these shows, let me know. you could influence me!...not that it'd take much. >_>

OMG, TRAVIE, STFU. *dies*

...dude. when the hell did scimeca get hot? *confused*